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Most to Least “Freakiest” in Bed

funastrology:

Scorpio
Aquarius
Sagittarius
Gemini
Aries
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Pisces
Cancer
Taurus
Capricorn

*Note* (This could be referred to your Mars or Venus Sign as well)

Reasons The Signs Would Go To Jail

aquaastrology:

Aries: Man Slaughter

Taurus: Drug Possession 

Gemini: Theft

Cancer: Identity Theft

Leo: Domestic Violence

Virgo: Drug Dealing

Libra: Money Laundering

Scorpio: Murder 

Sagittarius: Grand Theft Auto

Capricorn: Soliciting a Prostitute 

Aquarius: Breaking and Entering 

Pisces: Public Intoxication

Signs at a party 🎉

Leo:  the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"
Virgo:  has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.
Aries:  first to get drunk, first to break something
Capricorn:  the designated driver - much to their dismay
Gemini:  gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business
Pisces:  smoking a joint in the corner of the room
Sagittarius:  "do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint
Scorpio:  first to get laid
Cancer:  holds back Aries' hair as they vomit
Aquarius:  "anyway, here's wonderwall..."
Taurus:  drunkenly hooking up with libra
Libra:  does not remember this night happening
If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries:  Werewolf
Taurus:  Hell hound
Gemini:  Doppelgänger
Cancer:  Banshee
Leo:  Fairy
Virgo:  Angel
Libra:  Nymph
Scorpio:  Siren
Sagittarius:  Ghost
Capricorn:  Mermaid
Aquarius:  Vampire
Pisces:  Shapeshifter
"An Aquarius seems shy in the beginning, and then they get crazy when they’re comfortable with you."