Most to Least “Freakiest” in Bed
Reasons The Signs Would Go To Jail
Signs at a party 🎉
Leo: the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"
Virgo: has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.
Aries: first to get drunk, first to break something
Capricorn: the designated driver - much to their dismay
Gemini: gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business
Pisces: smoking a joint in the corner of the room
Sagittarius: "do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint
Scorpio: first to get laid
Cancer: holds back Aries' hair as they vomit
Aquarius: "anyway, here's wonderwall..."
Taurus: drunkenly hooking up with libra
Libra: does not remember this night happening
If the signs were mythological creatures:
Taurus: Hell hound
"An Aquarius seems shy in the beginning, and then they get crazy when they’re comfortable with you."